Brie Bella announced in October that she and Daniel Bryan are pregnant with their first child. Just recently, the WWE Diva announced via Instagram that they are expecting a baby girl.

Given that the first letter of the first names of both her and Bryan (Whose given name is Bryan Danielson) are the letter B, they have decided to make it tradition and have their daughter carry on the B legacy by naming her something starting with B.

Normal so far.

However, when pressed by her sister, the wrestler announced that some of the names currently in the running consist of, “Branch, Basil, Bridget, and Birdie.”

And there it is.

As a human being on planet earth, I for one am happy for the couple to be welcoming a new life into the world. However, also as a human being on planet earth, I can’t help but scratch my head at a couple of the names on the list. One is not even a normal name, and one is a masculine name.

However, also as a fighting game player on the planet earth, I can’t help looking at the last name on the list, and think:


Regardless of what they decide to name her, we wish Bryan and Bella all the best during the course of the pregnancy, a safe delivery, and happy and healthy baby whatever-her-name-will-be.


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