Karl Anderson Finally Reveals His Hot Asian Wife For Christmas Picture

Karl Anderson has a Hot Asian Wife, and he wants you to know it.

No, for real–he’s been talking up his wife’s hotness and Asian…ness… since before his WWE debut, but his seeming inability to produce any proof of the marriage has been a running gag in pro wrestling circles.

After all, there’s every reason for doubt. How could a guy so bald and white have a wife that’s so hot and Asian? It goes against every shallow rule we expect celebrity marriages to follow!

It all started with this video, which is where Anderson started talking up his Hot Asian Wife. She almost makes an appearance, before an “unfortunate error” robs the video.

But we shouldn’t give up hope just yet. After all, Becky Lynch was willing to corroborate Mrs. Anderson’s hotness. And Asianness.

But then, Becky can’t figure out how to use a can opener, so maybe we should take that with a grain of salt.

However, on Christmas day, Karl finally gave the internet the ultimate gift. A photo featuring his Hot Asian Wife.

httpss://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/813041193038807040

I’m starting to feel a little creepy about how many times I’ve written “Hot Asian Wife” now. I mean, she has a name–I assume. I guess I don’t know. What if Anderson simply paid a beautiful woman and three lovely children to pose as his family on Christmas? How deep does this conspiracy go? We’ll report back as soon as we learn more. Hot Asian fans–I mean, wrestling fans deserve to know.