Let’s Hear About the Time Vince McMahon Sh** Himself Backstage

Everybody loves a good Vince McMahon story. Especially when that story involves poop.

Bruce Prichard, best known for his role in WWF as brother love, currently hosts a podcast called Something to Wrestle. He recently took some fan questions, which led to him sharing a particularly, er, interesting Vince McMahon story.  This was shortly before Vince was scheduled to go in front of the audience as part of a SmackDown episode. And, well… Let’s let Bruce tell it.

“Well, he sharted, okay? He was going to fart and he s–t. And he walks up the stairs to ‘gorilla’ and says, ‘Bruce, come here, pal.’ And I went, ‘yeah?’ And he lifted his jacket up and he says, ‘do you see anything?’ And I said, ‘yeah, you s–t your pants.’ ‘Goddamnit! How about now?’ And he let his jacket down and I couldn’t see it. And he said, ‘do you think they’ll be able to tell?’ And I said, ‘I think if you keep your jacket on, you’ll be alright, buddy.'”

“This was the last thing of the night, right before he went out. No, he went out and came back and took them off and, I guess, cleaned up. And Hunter chased Jerry Brisco around with the s–tty underwear, and he put on some warmup pants.”

Yipes, Vince. Exercise a little care next time you let it rip. That’s the last thing you need when you’re already on crutches. (Thanks to WrestlingInc for the transcription.)

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