Here’s Every Single Competitor in the Andre Battle Royal

Everybody loves a battle royal, right? The fourth annual Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal is for the second time relegated to the WrestleMania pre-show, so we probably shouldn’t expect anything as significant as Cesaro’s victory at WrestleMania 30, or Baron Corbin’s debut victory last year.

Instead, some of WWE’s biggest stars will be holding down the Kickoff show, and by “big” I mean “physically very large.” That includes Big Show, Mark Henry, and Braun Strowman. Braun seems a shoe-in to take the trophy, but it’s not like competition is fierce.

Here are all thirty competitors currently slated for the match. And yes, after several minutes of thoroughly researching WWE.com’s superstars page, I can confirm that every active male wrestler now has something to do at WrestleMania. Except Luke Harper and Samoa Joe.

What?

1. Mojo Rawley
2. Apollo Crews
3. Big Show
4. Curt Hawkins
5. Braun Strowman
6. Goldust
7. R-Truth
8. Primo
9. Epico
10. Curtis Axel
11. Bo Dallas
12. Jinder Mahal
13. Sami Zayn
14. Fandango
15. Tyler Breeze
16. Dolph Ziggler
17. Rhyno
18. Heath Slater
19. Jason Jordan
20. Chad Gable
21. Jey Uso
22. Jimmy Uso
23. Mark Henry
24. Sin Cara
25. Titus O’Neil
26. Konnor
27. Viktor
28. Kalisto
29. Aiden English
30. Simon Gotch

Will anyone gain significance through a victory in this match? Does it exist for any other reason than to give a lot of wrestlers something to do at WrestleMania? Do you remember that brief time Cesaro was a Paul Heyman guy after he won this thing? Let us know in the comments below, or on Facebook!