Broken Matt Makes a Huge Announcement Tonight – on a Volcano

Tonight’s episode of Impact Wrestling sees the Hardy family host a New Year’s special, because of course it does. Broken Matt will be making a huge announcement atop his North Carolina volcano.

Total Nonstop Deletion concluded with the Hardys winning Tag Team Apocalypto, and Broken Matt’s wife Reby Sky announcing atop a volcano that she’s pregnant. But will it be another king, a la young Maxel, or shall a queen be added to the Hardy family?

That will be answered tonight, because… well, let me just directly quote Broken Matt.

“The seven deities have informed me they’re going to reveal the gender of our child.” This revelation, apparently, will take place on the volcano.

https://youtu.be/wnIx1FQ-R7k

Look, Broken Matt has probably peaked. Somewhere between the fourth wall-breaking shot at Triple H and the general insanity of Tag Team Apocalypto, there’s nowhere for the whole deletion thing to go but down.

Yet I can’t look away. I need to see the seven deities confer this knowledge upon Matt and to know for myself. Perhaps afterward I’ll enjoy some green beans.

Also, the brotherhood changes tonight. Whatever that means.

httpss://youtube.com/watch?v=ovqG86zr93E

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