CM Punk shows up to close the show and completely reformat WWE
And to cap it all off, CM Punk is returning tonight, according to our “sources.” Sure, the Chicago native already revealed his plans to ruin John Cena’s Windy City return, but that’s all part of the swerve, bro.
CM Punk will return tonight, announcing that he’s now head of WWE creative. Only Ring of Honor veterans are allowed to compete for world titles now. The main event scene features Cesaro, Seth Rollins, Kevin Owens, and CM Punk exclusively–until it’s revealed that Daniel Bryan is also now cleared to compete.
Daniel Bryan versus CM Punk is now the main event of WrestleMania. Huge secret, though. Keep it kayfabe so our “sources” don’t get in trouble.