25 Things to Not Be Thankful for in WWE

As we all sit down at the table to indulge in some turkey and mashed potatoes on this fine Thanksgiving day, I think to myself about some of the things I’m thankful for in this world.

Being healthy, having a loving family and a roof over my head would rank near the top. Working with an amazing team here at WrestlingRumors.net and interacting with all of you is also very important to me.

As I would being a writer for a wrestling site, I think about World Wrestling Entertainment and what they’ve done this year that I’m appreciative of.

That’s no fun, though.

To kill your holiday spirit and replace it with an ever-growing list of things to dread, here are 25 things I am certainly not thankful for in WWE.

1) Three hours of “Monday Night Raw” every week. It’s too much, man. It’s just too much.

2) Cameron. *giggles under breath*

3) Rosa Mendes’ dance moves

4) Injuries. Daniel Bryan, Roman Reigns and Bad News Barrett have all missed a significant amount of time this year. Thanks a lot, wrestling gods.

5) The Bunny. *shakes head*

6) Seth Rollins’ hair. 

7) Brock Lesnar’s WWE World Heavyweight Championship reign. Work much?

8) Jerry Lawler’s wardrobe.

9) El Torito.

10) Hot dog carts.

11) The WWE Network in Canada.

12) The WWE Network in England. 

13) The Bunny………again.  

14) WWE safety.

15) Corporate Kane

16) Big Show heel turns.

17) John Cena promos

18) JBL on commentary when The Usos dive over the top rope.

19) Cesaro’s run since WrestleMania 30.

20) Brie Bella’s entrance music.

21) Hornswoggle vs. El Torito matches.

22) Buffering on the WWE Network.

23) Constant promotion of the WWE Network.

24) No more “Fandangoing” during Fandango’s entrance.

25) A MAN DRESSED AS A BLOODY BUNNY!!! 

 

Christopher Walder is a staff writer here at WrestlingRumors.net. He’s also a Featured Columnist for the Toronto Raptors at Bleacher Report, as well as a staff writer at RaptorsHQ.com for SB Nation. You may follow him on Twitter at @WalderSports.