Xavier Woods Gives Hilarious Updates on Flight Problems, Friendship Day

Xavier Woods found himself in a bad situation at the airport yesterday and decided to take to his Twitter account to give some hilarious updates on the situation as it developed.

Woods and The New Day as a whole defeated The Usos at ‘Battelground‘ to capture the Smackdown Tag Team Championship. If you want to see how incredibly gifted Woods is as a competitor, we highly recommend the video we have included below. It features Woods competing against Jey Uso in what was an awesome match from a few weeks ago on ‘Smackdown Live.’

Xavier Woods vs. Jey Uso: SmackDown LIVE, July 11, 2017

The updates by Woods should be taken to be his hilarious perspective, though the scenario isn’t exactly the easiest or friendliest. He relates his experience to HBO’s ‘Game of Thrones’ which many adored. You can view the tweets below:

Currently using Google Translate to explain to the man next to me that they need 8 volunteers or we aren't taking off ?

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Things are breaking down at this gate. Three flights from the same gate and ours hasn't left yet ?People are starting to turn GOT style

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

It feels like a brawl may ensue, I'll keep my phone ready in case some @WORLDSTAR stuff happens

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

People have been clamoring for a manager and it's not this girl's fault. Someone just said they are gonna write a complaint letter!

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

HANDWRITTEN! NOT AN EMAIL! IVE NEVER SEEN THIS HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE BEFORE! ITS LITERALLY THAT SCENE FROM WHITE CHICKS! pic.twitter.com/kg0UXzOKEa

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Mental breakdowns are starting to occur. A man said he is lifetime executive platinum & will never fly them again. And just yelled at this

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Girl who is working the desk like she purposely made it so we can't get on the plane. This girl, who is made of stone, looked at him and

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Said, "Ok, im sorry that this has happened sir but unfortunately there isn't anything I can do to help unless people volunteer to not take

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

The flight" he then starts to yell again and she politely cuts him off and says "is there anyone who needs help that will speak in an indoor

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Voice" ? I haven't heard someone say "indoor voice" since I worked in daycare. I love this. Girl at the desk is giving me life pic.twitter.com/4LcgdVl1PZ

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

THE FIRST F BOMB HAS BEEN DROPPED! THIS MAN CURSED AT THE GIRL AT THE DESK AND SHE WALKED AWAY! #Slobberknocker pic.twitter.com/vwTnGBH2Vo

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

A woman is breastfeeding and shooting dirty looks at the man who cursed super loud. Crowd starting to turn on him….

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

So to update. We are delayed due to a weight restriction and need 4 more (got 4 already) volunteers to not fly. Reward is $1300, a hotel, &

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

A confirmed seat on a flight to Montreal tomorrow. But we may only need three more pretty soon cause this man who dropped the F bomb may be

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

In danger. The people next to me are actually conspiring to try to get people to ban together to get him booted off the flight. GOT

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

The price just got upped to $1500 bucks after the "lifetime executive platinum" man got loud about it. People smiled and the "F bomb" guy

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Is mad jealous. And he still doesn't know people are plotting to force him to volunteer for cursing at our Khaleesi (desk girl!) pic.twitter.com/SHC474qesC

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

WE ARE NOW AT $2000!!!! This is like watching deal or no deal. Everyone whispering with their friends. "F" bomb guy whispering with no one pic.twitter.com/zzGaTOpdNM

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

And this has been my aesthetic the entire time… pic.twitter.com/4er5V3E25W

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

I helped an older lady fill out her declaration card then watched her, in one 30 second walk mind you, shun the "F" bomb guy, then feign

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Injury so she could skip the line to speak to our Khaleesi, then proceeded to try and plead her case for why she should get on the plane now

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

She said "I honestly don't know how much time I've got left so I need to get on this flight" and Khaleesi STONE WALLED HER! pic.twitter.com/omSDMBu657

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

When the older woman returned to her seat she laughed and said "I tried the old lady thing but she wasn't buying it" ???

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

I have no idea how I was selected to be blessed with all of this ridiculousness on this day.

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

To many hysterical things are happening, starting to look for cameras. I think I may on Swerved. This cannot be real. pic.twitter.com/AnCF5D0t11

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

I can't with what just happened ???? the "lifetime executive platinum" dude just came and gave props to the old lady who faked an injury

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

And the "F" bomb guy saw it & visibly threw a 2 second tantrum. He looks like he wants to fight the old lady for being the cheating babyface

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

WE ARE BOARDING!!!

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

There is a couple that is so happy that they are literally in tears. This girl at the desk, She truly is the breaker of chains… pic.twitter.com/x2GuM4sAHe

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

The "F" bomb guy said something to Khaleesi under his breath, she stopped him & said "you being rude did nothing to help anyone, know that" pic.twitter.com/U9gtGSgaGQ

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

Man in front of me, who also kept his cool, just jokingly said "now we are gonna sit here in this plane for another 2 hours" please lord no

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

BREASTFEEDING MOM JUST GOT ON AND WALKED PAST "F" BOMB GUY. SHE MOUTHED "F@?$ YOU" AS SHE PASSED HIM! HOW ARE THINGS STILL HAPPENING?!?

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

We are about to take off. I'm still in awe that this even occurred. Hopefully it's done and a fight doesn't break out in customs??byeeeee

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

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— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 5, 2017

This day….

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

No hotel rooms available in Ottawa, most expensive hotels ever in Montreal. Drove back to the US and the rooms booked were smoking rooms ?

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

WHO IS CHAIN SMOKING IN THESE HOTEL ROOMS?!? pic.twitter.com/PNNqKChLmV

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

And fingers crossed that the @Airbnb we booked, then later dude said it was already booked, actually cancels and doesnt try to steal my ?

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

Other than all that, pretty good day ? time to sleep! pic.twitter.com/GeRFliymzs

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

Today Woods would respond to a tweet by Matt Hardy thanking him for his hilarious updates:

Thanks! Just glad I didn't get DELETED while I was there ? https://t.co/KhsKAvVgxV

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

The hilarious tweets wouldn’t stop there though, as The New Day are celebrating #FriendshipDay. Take a look at the tweets below:

Just found out that Kofi has been waiting for this day for a full year. E and I had no clue he was taking these pictures….. https://t.co/0RSShHcRKI

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

You damn right #KofiCreepston! He is loving this more than words can explain https://t.co/xXbtAmzNYl

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

For #FriendshipDay @TrueKofi felt the need to creepily take pictures of @WWEBigE and myself FOR OVER A YEAR and post them today ? pic.twitter.com/8Wl3CZ1IVd

— Austin Creed – Future King (@XavierWoodsPhD) August 6, 2017

We can almost guarantee you laughed during that entire list of tweets. We did too! Woods and The New Day are likely set to face The Usos in a rematch at ‘SummerSlam.’

Editor’s Note:

I had so much fun reading all of these. Xavier is truly a hilarious human being. I loved hearing about his journey from beginning to end and I sincerely hope you all did too.

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