A Porn Parody of WWE's Most Infamous Moment Is Coming

Porn is, at this point, inescapable. We’re all on the internet, and we’re all five seconds away from video of any sex act you can imagine. Don’t forget rule 34–if it exists, there is porn of it.

Now that’s true for WWE, as well.

Not just in some saucy Shield fanart on Tumblr, either–one of the biggest purveyors of pornography out there is putting together a sexy parody of an incredibly specific moment in WWE history.

Brazzers is doing the Montreal Screwjob, with Mia Malkova in the role of Shawn Michaels, Romi Rain as Bret Hart, and Johnny Castle as Vince McMahon. While a name like “Montreal Screwjob” already seems fine as a porno title, it seems they’ve elected to make it even more obvious as “the F—job.”

They even made a championship belt and everything.

Wanna wrestle? ???? @Brazzers @MiaMalkova @thejohnnycastle pic.twitter.com/kEOpwWqiAe

— Romi Rain (@Romi_Rain) February 20, 2017

I’ll admit that I haven’t fully researched the contents of the film just yet–it’s still the middle of the day, after all–but it apparently involves dildos attached to turnbuckles.

It’s not the first time Brazzers has gotten involved with the WWE. Not by a long shot. They offered CM Punk a job when he left WWE, and have made similarly facetious social media offers to many current stars.

.@HEELZiggler can we make you some Brazzers tights and you can wear them on #RAW? #BrazzersMania

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) March 3, 2015

Brazzers would support #TheNewDay but unfortunately supporting the "clap" isnt something we can do @WWEBigE @XavierWoodsPhD @TrueKofi

— Brazzers (@Brazzers) August 19, 2015