House Show Brings Us One Step Closer to Emmalina’s Debut

Let’s walk through the process for a poor wrestling writer putting together yet another Emmalina story.

First, I remind you of how long it’s been since we last saw Emma. (It was May of last year.) Then I remind you that she’s been refereeing various house shows under the “Emmalina” name. I make an offhand comment about what a stupid name “Emmalina” is.

I wonder if, after all these promos (which I’ll make a casual note have been getting increasingly porny), she’ll ever debut. I’ll look for a particularly eye-catching, saucy picture of her for a header image, and while I enjoy that, part of me will be disappointed that she’s abandoned her lovably goofy character to be just another sex appeal diva.

That’s the formula. What are the specifics this time? A recent house show has shown her new entrance theme. It seems to be based on–if not identical to–the music accompanying her promos.

Is this a sign that the wait is finally over? Or is WWE further stretching out this Emmalina thing? Based on the direction of the last couple of last couple of promos, it seems like they’re just about to start a for-pay video service featuring salacious Emma clips. Maybe if we’re good and patient enough, Miss Emmalina will give us a discount on the first one.

Are you as ready as I am for this whole thing to be done with? Are you as creeped out as me that Emma’s gone from wrestler to bikini model to dominatrix without even being on TV? Let us know in the comments, or on Facebook!