Impact Wrestling
Date: September 21, 2017
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Jeremy Borash, Josh Matthews
It’s time for whatever this promotion is called this week, though I would recommend MMA Pro Wrestling at this point as the American Top Team fighters are the undisputed top stars of the show. Lashley’s release has been revoked due to getting in a big fight with Moose to end last week’s episode. Let’s get to it.
In Memory of Bobby Heenan.
We open with a recap of last week with Johnny Impact becoming #1 contender and the MMA fighters beating down Moose.
Johnny Impact vs. KM
Johnny kicks him in the face at the bell and gets two off a standing shooting star. KM drapes Johnny over the top rope to take over and hammers away at the head. A sitout full nelson slam gets two but Johnny is right back with a leg lariat. KM takes a knee to the face and the breakdancing legdrop gets two. The countdown 450 puts KM away at 2:59.
Result: Johnny Impact b. KM – 450 (2:59)
Pagano is ready to do bad things and tells someone that they know what to do.
Ava Storie vs. Taya Valkyrie
Taya throws her down without much effort and the beating is on in a hurry. The Road to Valhalla (double chickenwing facebuster) is good for the pin on Storie at 1:19.
Result: Taya Valkyrie b. Ava Storie – Road to Valhalla (1:19)
Taya says lucha royalty has arrived and she wants the Knockouts Title. Cue Rosemary to say there is laughter in her head. The Hive thinks it’s funny that Taya should get a title shot first. How dare anyone think Rosemary would lose without help from the evil bride or the champ’s speed bump of a cousin. Sienna comes in to turn this into a big brawl with Allie and Taryn Terrell following her out soon thereafter. Gail Kim finally comes in for the save to clean house.
It’s back to Mexico where OVE is refusing to leave until they get a fair title shot. A spy calls someone (presumably Konnan) to say they’re coming. Post break Konnan tells his women to show OVE a good time until LAX is ready. LAX comes in for the showdown and a match is made for next week.
We meet some names in Global Forged.
Gail, Allie and Rosemary want a six Knockouts tag. Rosemary wants the blood and gore, which seems to excite Allie more than you would expect.
We recap Trevor Lee stealing the X-Division Title last week. Petey Williams really isn’t cool with that and he wants to bring some prestige back to the title.
Bound For Glory is coming to Ottawa, Ontario, Canada.
Video on Grado performing at an indy show in Cleveland on his first assignment as a member of Joseph Park’s sports management group. It’s a fairly well attended show and Grado says he was well paid.
El Pagano/El Hijo Del Fantasma vs. Eddie Edwards/Ethan Carter III
Eddie starts fast with a sitout F5 to Fantasma and it’s off to Carter for some right hands in the corner. Carter makes the mistake of going after Pagano though and Fantasma kicks him in the face to take over. A running corner dropkick from Pagano gives Fantasma two, followed by a running Blockbuster to give Pagano the same.
Carter runs over both luchadors but Pagano breaks off a hot tag attempt. A quick TK3 drops Pagano and now the hot tag brings in Eddie to clean house. Everything breaks down and a modified 1%er plants Fantasma, followed by the Blue Thunder Bomb. There’s no count though as the referee decides to enforce the rules for a change. Cue fellow AAA wrestler Texano to powerbomb Eddie, giving Fantasma the pin at 6:36.
Result: El Pagano/El Hijo Del Fantasma b. Eddie Edwards/Ethan Carter III – Sitout powerbomb to Edwards (6:36)
The beatdown is on until James Storm makes the save. The announcers point out that Carter and Storm were bitter rivals just a few months ago.
Johnny Impact is looking for Eli but runs into Fantasma and Texano. They don’t like him being in AAA so they want to fight him here, with Impact being willing to put up his #1 contendership tonight.
Kongo Kong vs. Mahabali Shera
Josh: “This is like Godzilla vs. the other big thing!” Shera hammers away but gets powerslammed down for his efforts. Kong throws him around a bit more before having to block a slam attempt. A running splash staggers Kong and a springboard….I guess clothesline that was left short puts Kong down for two. Back up and Kong scores with a headbutt, followed by the Cannonball. The top rope splash ends Shera at 3:49.
Result: Kongo Kong b. Mahabali Shera – Top rope splash (3:49)
Eli Drake is in Mexico to find Johnny Impact but it turns out Johnny isn’t here. That gravy train is coming down the tracks to run Johnny over and no one is taking this title from him.
We look at Lashley and the MMA guys beating Moose down. Moose isn’t happy.
Texano vs. Johnny Impact
For the #1 contendership. Felling out process to start with Texano slapping him in the chest, only to be taken down with some right hands to the face. A running knee to the jaw and the standing shooting star give Johnny two so Texano bails to the floor. Back in and Johnny hits three straight flip neckbreakers for two but the 450 misses. Texano gets in an enziguri to put Johnny on the floor and we take a break.
Back with Texano sending him into the steps and a variety of other things in lieu of actual wrestling. Texano grabs a reverse Figure Four and Johnny is in trouble. Johnny is back up with an Asai moonsault to the floor but loses another brawl. Back in and Texano hits some chops/clotheslines in the corner but Johnny scores with the Flying Chuck. The sliding German suplex sets up Starship Pain to give Johnny the pin at 14:35.
Result: Johnny Impact b. Texano – Starship Pain (14:35)
Laurel Van Ness is in the crowd looking for a man.
Sienna, Taya and Taryn go into Karen Jarrett’s office and demand a match next week. Karen is smug and the match is made.
For our main event, we go to AAA where Drake defended the title against Bronce.
GFW World Title: Eli Drake vs. Bronce
Drake is defending and clotheslines the much smaller Bronce down to start. A middle rope hurricanrana is countered into a powerbomb so Drake can start choking away. The pop up Big Ending gives Drake two and Bronce is in trouble. Bronce gets two off a hurricanrana but the Gravy Train retains the title at 4:35.
Result: Eli Drake b. Bronce – Gravy Train (4:35)
A Victory Road ad takes us out.
Results
Johnny Impact b. KM – 450
Taya Valkyrie b. Ava Storie – Road to Valhalla
El Hijo Del Fantasma/El Pagano b. Ethan Carter III/Eddie Edwards – Sitout powerbomb to Edwards
Kongo Kong b. Mahabali Shera – Top rope splash
Johnny Impact b. Texano – Starship Pain
Eli Drake b. Bronce – Gravy Train
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