Watch: Alberto El Patron Goes on Drunken Rant Against WWE

Oh dear. Alberto El Patron left WWE last year and things haven’t exactly gone well between them since. El Patron hasn’t seemed pleased with his former employers for a lot of reasons, including the way they’ve treated his fiance Paige. Things got a bit more interesting over the last day as El Patron went on a drunken rant against the company.

El Patron went on Periscope and ranted for several minutes about WWE in general as Paige listened in and tried to get him to turn the stream off. That didn’t quite work though and El Patron continued to rant about WWE management and HHH in particular. Here are some of the highlights, courtesy of Wrestlinginc.com:

Alberto admits “Yes, I’m a little bit drunk. You know that’s when the good stuff comes!”
Claims he and Paige are getting married in June.
Thanks all of their supporters, then says he “doesn’t give a f*ck” if people support him or not.
Angrily explains that people who talk crap behind a keyboard remind him of “one of the bosses in WWE with a big f*ckin’ nose who’s a big f*cking p*ssy.”
Claims Paige isn’t coming back to wrestling until he says she can, then randomly says she’s not coming back because she’s pregnant … though both seem to be a joke.
Mentions they’re close to WWE Headqaurters in Stamford, Connecticut “where all the p*ssies live” and that he could go to someone’s door and say “hey, big nose with the small d*ck.”

Opinion: Alcohol and ex-employees rarely mix. El Patron isn’t likely to ever be back in WWE but that’s not the biggest surprise. He can go wrestle all over Latin America and be a star down there as long as he wants to be but some of these comments came off as petty and stupid instead of something that deserves to be listened to.

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