Impact Wrestling
Date: May 24, 2018
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Josh Matthews, Don Callis
We’re back to an old problem that this show has had many times before: not much is really standing out. Sure there’s some good stuff going on, but it’s not exactly sticking as something that leaves much of an impact. The big stories are still Austin Aries vs. Pentagon Jr. and Sami Callihan vs. Eddie Edwards, but they’re both starting to feel a bit long. Let’s get to it.
We open with a long and rather detailed recap of last week’s show.
Opening sequence.
OVE vs. Drago/Aerostar
Result: OVE b. Drago/Aerostar via DQ when Eddie Edwards interfered (4:40)
Post match Eddie’s wife Alisha pleads with him to stop but six people have to hold him back.
Post break Alisha yells at him but Eddie vows to destroy Eddie. She accuses him of becoming Sami.
The announcers talk about next week’s show.
LAX vs. Cult of Lee
They head outside for a brawl to start as the announcers talk about LAX needing to win to get back on track. Ortiz gets sent into the steps and Santana posts himself by mistake as we take an early break. Back with Ortiz in trouble and getting forearmed in the face.
A belly to back gets two but a suplex into a Stunner is enough for the hot tag to Santana. Everything breaks down and a Death Valley Driver/DDT combination (cool) gets two on Konley. LAX loads up some kind of a double team with a wheelbarrow slam but Lee pulls Ortiz to the floor, allowing Konley to roll Santana up (with trunks) for the pin at 11:39.
Result: Cult of Lee b. LAX – Rollup with trunks to Santana (11:39)
Jimmy Jacobs says Moose is the problem and Kongo Kong is going to solve that tonight.
KM is giving Fallah Bahh another pep talk. They run into Grado and Katarina with KM asking what she sees in him. Apparently she likes big guys.
Here’s a segment from 2013 with Jeff Hardy and Bully Ray hyping up their World Title match at Lockdown.
We look back at Madison Rayne saving Kiera Hogan from Tessa Blanchard last week.
Madison says the Knockouts Division is built on respect and doesn’t like the bullying she saw last week. Tessa comes in and rants about Madison getting involved in her job. Next time, meet her in the ring.
DJZ and Andrew Everett know they can compete with any team and will face anyone. Scott Steiner and Eli Drake come in for some trash talking. This turns into Drake and Steiner arguing.
X-Division Title: El Hijo Del Fantasma vs. Matt Sydal
Sydal is defending. Fantasma offers a handshake so Sydal bows to him and touches the mask. A quick takedown has Sydal glaring up at him before sending Fantasma to the apron. That’s fine with the masked one who headscissors Sydal down for two and the champ begs off. An armbar into something like a one armed cobra clutch has Fantasma in trouble and a standing legdrop gets two.
Fantasma fights up and a baseball slide puts Sydal on the floor as we take a break. Back with Sydal being dropped face first onto the steps but avoiding a top rope double stomps. The Thrill of the Kill is broken up so Fantasma grabs a modified Indian Deathlock of all things. With that not working, he just slams Sydal’s knee into the mat but Matt grabs his stacked up cradle to retain at 13:18.
Result: Matt Sydal b. El Hijo Del Fantasma – Stacked up cradle (13:18)
LAX rants about everything falling apart when Eddie Kingston comes in. He says Konnan is in a good place and that he’s the next in the chain of command. It’s time to get LAX back to where they were before by getting them back to their roots.
Video on Austin Aries vs. Pentagon Jr.
The announcers talk about the World Title match and say they’ve stepped up security to prevent attacks this week.
Dezmond Xavier vs. Petey Williams
The winner gets to face Brian Cage next week. Feeling out process to start with Xavier’s headlock takeover not getting him anywhere. Some standing switches go nowhere so Xavier hits a great dropkick for two. A headscissors to the floor has Xavier down and we take a break. Back with Petey grabbing a chinlock and getting two off a belly to back suplex. Petey takes him to the corner but gets German superplexed back down.
That means a big flip dive to the floor but it’s too early for the Final Flash. The delayed Downward Spiral plants Xavier and a crucifix gives Petey two. Petey’s slingshot Codebreaker isn’t enough to set up the Canadian Destroyer do Dezmond kicks him in the head. The backflip kick to the head sends Xavier on to next week at 12:01.
Result: Matt Sydal b. Dezmond Xavier – Backflip kick to the head (12:01)
Allie is in Rosemary face paint and says she knows this isn’t what Rosemary wants but it’s how it has to be.
Next week, Allie defends against Su Yung in a Last Rites (casket) match.
Moose vs. Kongo Kong
There’s no Jimmy Jacobs in sight this week. Kong shoves him away to start and hits the big clubbing forearms to the back. Moose’s dropkick doesn’t have much effect so they head outside with Moose being sent hard into the steps. The Cannonball crushes Moose against the steps and gets two back inside.
We hit the nerve hold, which Kong makes look even lazier than usual. A shot to the back cuts Moose off but he wants Kong to hit him even harder. The running corner dropkick finally puts Kong down but the Game Changer is countered into a fireman’s carry backbreaker for two. Kong’s top rope splash misses and it’s three straight bicycle kicks to set up a slam. The spear puts Kong away at 8:56.
Result: Moose b. Kongo Kong – Spear (8:56)
Post match the X logo appears on screen and we see a recap of the attacks. A voiceover talks about death riding with him as we see Jacobs down to end the show.
Thomas Hall has been a wrestling fan for over thirty years and has seen over 50,000 wrestling matches. He has also been a wrestling reviewer since 2009 with over 5,000 full shows covered. You can find his work at kbwrestlingreviews.com, or check out his Amazon author page with 26 wrestling books. His latest book is the WWE Grab Bag.
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