Impact Wrestling
Date: February 15, 2018
Location: Impact Zone, Orlando, Florida
Commentators: Sonjay Dutt, Josh Matthews
It’s a big night here with Austin Aries defending the World Title against Eli Drake in a rematch from the impromptu title change two weeks ago. While I can’t imagine another title change, I do like the idea of Drake, who was a good champion, getting a regular title match instead of the thirty second version. Let’s get to it.
Bobby Lashley vs. Sami Callihan
Outside again and Sami spits in his hand for a chop against the barricade and Lashley is tossed into the apron. One heck of a spear cuts Sami down though and we take a break. Back with Sami charging into a boot in the corner and getting taken down with a running crossbody. The spear is awkwardly caught in a guillotine but Lashley powers out again. Sami ties him up in the corner for a sitout powerbomb but the kicks to the face just make Lashley mad. A Dominator sets up the spear to give Lashley….two as OVE comes in for the DQ at 14:34.
Result: Bobby Lashley b. Sami Callihan via DQ when OVE interfered (14:34)
Post match the beatdown is on but Eddie Edwards makes the save.
Eli Drake says he’s still World Champion because this is his first match with Aries. He can’t stop being World Champion and he’s not stopping tonight.
LAX has plans for later.
We look back at Braxton Sutter and Laurel Van Ness’ wedding from last year, which was broken up by Allie. As usual, this showcases a lot of people not even in the company anymore.
Allie arrives, hears a crazy laugh, and finds another note from her secret admirer.
Aries has been around the world collecting titles and he’s not about to lose tonight. Drake better have been getting ready for the last two weeks because he’s not ready for what’s coming for him.
Moose isn’t happy with how last week’s four way went down and it’s Alberto El Patron jumping him to trigger a brawl.
Hania the Huntress vs. Rosemary
Rosemary spears her down to start and slugs away in the corner but Hania wins the battle of right hands. A spinwheel kick gives Hania two but the headscissor choke over the ropes has Hania in trouble. Back in and Hania kicks her down again as the announcers talk about the main event instead of paying attention to the match. Hania hits a high crossbody but Rosemary rolls through for the pin at 4:00.
Result: Rosemary b. Hania the Huntress – Reversed crossbody (4:00)
Post match Hania loads up the reverse DDT on the steps but Rosemary bites the arm and seems to like the taste.
Johnny Impact isn’t sure about Matt Sydal’s stretching but it’s what the spiritual adviser recommended.
Tyrus is back to be Ethan Carter III’s mystery partner.
Ethan Carter III/Tyrus vs. Johnny Impact/Matt Sydal
Matt won’t shake Ethan’s hand to start so it’s off to Johnny without any offense. Sydal comes back in and armbars Ethan down but Tyrus runs everyone over. A good looking flip sends Johnny sailing over Tyrus for a tag to Sydal, who is cut off by a headbutt to the chest. It’s back to Carter for a cravate before Tyrus is back in with a running splash in the corner.
Carter gives up the hot tag though and it’s Johnny coming back in for a bunch of kicks. Sydal loads up the shooting star but dives onto Tyrus instead, getting driven into the barricade for his efforts. Back in and the Flying Chuck is broken up and Carter grabs a rollup with feet on the ropes for the pin at 8:36.
Result: Ethan Carter III/Tyrus b. Matt Sydal/Johnny Impact – Rollup with feet on the ropes to Impact (8:36)
Jimmy Jacobs and Kongo Kong go to Joseph Park’s law offices. Things are destroyed in the name of bringing Abyss back.
Brian Cage vs. John Cruz
Cage throws him around and a wicked powerbomb into a buckle bomb have Cruz in even more trouble. A Steiner Screwdriver ends Cruz at 1:17.
Result: Brian Cage b. John Cruz – Steiner Screwdriver (1:17)
The Cult of Lee looks for LAX but find Fallah Bahh eating M&M. Instead they beat up the Mumbai Cats and unmask them to reveal….two random guys.
X-Division Title: Taiji Ishimori vs. El Hijo De Fantasma
Ishimori is defending and we get a long explanation about the champ’s theme song. Feeling out process to start as the announcers talk about Kongo Kong and Jimmy Jacobs demanding the return of Abyss. Fantasma gets two off a big boot and grabs a leglock to send Ishimori crawling over to the ropes. We hit a double arm crank and take a break with the champ in trouble.
Back with Ishimori hitting a springboard seated senton as Josh says who is in which colors. Ishimori hits a big flip dive to the floor but gets caught with some knees to the head. Fantasma hits a suicide dive but Ishimori is right back up with a running hurricanrana down the ramp. Back in and Ishimori drops him on his head, setting up the 450 to retain at 13:02.
Result: Taiji Ishimori b. El Hijo De Fantasma – 450 (13:02)
Impact Wrestling World Title: Austin Aries vs. Eli Drake
Aries is defending and comes out with four titles, including the Defiant Wrestling World Title (and the IPW-UK and World Series Wrestling (Australia) Titles). The threat of the Last Chancery sends Drake bailing to the floor in short order and it’s time for a breather.
Aries does his bouncing escape from a headscissors and dropkicks the seated Drake. Back up and Drake takes over with a few right hands, followed by some shoulders in the corner as we take a break. Back with Aries hitting a running elbow drop but charging into an elbow to the face. A neckbreaker gives Drake two and it’s time for the comeback with Aries getting the better of a slugout. Aries gets two off a missile dropkick and smacks Drake around the ears.
Drake is right back up and runs the corner for something like a front facelock superplex for two. An AA gets two and Aries is right back to his feet, sending Drake to the floor. The suicide dive takes Chris Adonis down instead and Aries has to make sure he didn’t kill a fan. Back in and the Gravy Train is reversed into the Last Chancery but Aries has to deck Adonis. Not that it matters as another Gravy Train is reversed into the brainbuster to retain Aries’ title at 16:28.
Result: Austin Aries b. Eli Drake – Brainbuster (16:28)
Results
Bobby Lashley b. Sami Callihan via DQ when OVE interfered
Rosemary b. Hania the Huntress – Reversed crossbody
Ethan Carter III/Tyrus b. Johnny Impact/Matt Sydal – Rollup with feet on the ropes
Brian Cage b. John Cruz – Steiner Screwdriver
Taiji Ishimori b. El Hijo De Fantasma – 450
Austin Aries b. Eli Drake – Last Chancery
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