Impact Wrestling
Date: June 8, 2017
Location: Film Studio 7, Mumbai, India
Commentators: Jeremy Borash, D’Angelo Dinero, Josh Matthews
This is a special show as it’s the first of four episodes to be held in Mumbai, India. We’re less than a month away from Slammiversary and now the main event seems to be set in stone as GFW World Champion Alberto El Patron will face Impact Wrestling World Champion Lashley in what is likely a winner take all match. Let’s get to it.
We’re in India for perhaps the biggest Impacts ever and we start with a meeting in the back. Bruce Prichard says there’s no physical altercations before Slammiversary or they’re both fired, no matter who starts it.
The opening video takes a long look at traveling to India and how important this is.
Opening sequence.
Bruce Prichard ignores a tag team called the Mumbai Cats.
X-Division Title: Caleb Konley vs. Low Ki
Low Ki is defending and wearing the suit again. They take turns driving each other into the corner with Ki getting the better of it off some kicks. A legsweep sets up a backsplash for two on the champ as the fans are VERY noisy here. More kicks stagger Konley but he manages to send Ki outside for a suicide dive. Back in and Low Ki hits a running dropkick to knock Konley into the corner, followed by a Warrior’s Way to the back for the pin at 6:35. Low Ki is bleeding a bit from the eye.
Result: Low Ki b. Caleb Konley – Warrior’s Way (6:35)
Post match, here’s Sonjay to speak some of the native language and say how ironic it is for Low Ki’s eye to be busted open. He wants a title shot and remembers fighting Low Ki in the Elk Lodge in New York City fifteen years ago. Now there’s no Hit Squad behind Low Ki but Dutt has 1.4 billion people behind him. The match seems to be set.
Video on Rockstar Spud vs. Swoggle.
Davey Richards vs. Vikus Kumar
There’s no Angelina Love so Davey is even angrier than usual. The kicks start in again with Davey driving him into the corner and then sending Kumar to the floor. A dive misses but Kumar misses a moonsault, setting up the ankle lock to make Kumar tap at 2:44.
Result: Davey Richards b. Vikus Kumar – Ankle lock (2:44)
Post match here’s Ethan Carter III to whip Kumar with his belt. James Storm makes the save.
Prichard is in the back with Eli Drake, who thinks Bruce cost him the Grand Championship last week. Chris Adonis comes up and says the two of them deserve the World Title shot tonight. Bruce will consider it, so we’ll be seeing him again later.
Video on the TNA Hall of Fame.
Josh promises a sparring session next week.
Swoggle chases Spud down the aisle and into the crowd.
Video on Mahabali Shera, who gets to come home to his country.
Joseph Park comes to see Jeremy Borash at his office to train. Park says fighting is in his family’s blood. One day his grandfather Jebediah Park took on George Hackenschmidt in a bare knuckles fight. Park: “And he almost beat him!” They’re off to train.
Impact Wrestling World Title: Lashley vs. ???
Lashley is defending against…..Moose. They trade shoulders to start until Moose runs the ropes for a spinning crossbody and two. It’s way too early for the spear though and Moose nails a bicycle kick. That’s fine with Lashley as he muscles Moose over and out to the floor. They head outside with Lashley sending Moose into the barricade.
Lashley’s chinlock doesn’t last long and Moose comes back with chops, followed by a dropkick to knock the champ off the top. Back from a break with Moose getting two off a running dropkick. Moose hits his own spear with Josh freaking out at the near fall. Lashley is right back up with a superplex but the spear is countered with a big boot. The sitout chokeslam gives Moose two more but the Game Changer misses. Lashley spears him down to retain at 16:30.
Result: Lashley b. Moose – Spear (16:30)
LAX celebrates having both sets of Tag Team Titles.
Video of Spud traveling to India.
Knockouts Title: Laurel Van Ness vs. Rosemary
Laurel, still in the wedding dress, is challenging and has Sienna in her corner. Sienna starts fast and sends Rosemary into the post so Laurel can stomp away. Rosemary pops up and stares at Sienna, causing a collision on the apron. A rollup retains the title at 1:59.
Result: Rosemary b. Laurel Van Ness – Rollup (1:59)
Post match Allie runs in with a kendo stick for the save.
KM asks Bruce for the title shot and does his “you’re lying” schtick.
JB and Park train. JB: “We’re screwed. We’re dead.” Park wants to teach JB how to be an X-Division wrestler by diving into a pool. Park: “Pretend that water is Josh Matthews!”
Global Force Wrestling Title: Alberto El Patron vs. Chris Adonis
Adonis is challenging and has Eli Drake in his corner. Drake offers an early distraction and Adonis sends him outside as they brawl into the crowd. Back to ringside with Patron, who is wrestling in a shirt for some reason, getting caught in the Adonis Lock while in the ropes.
We take a break and come back with Adonis still working on the back with a cannonball and camel clutch. Alberto fights back again with some clotheslines but walks into a spinebuster for a delayed two. Adonis puts Alberto on top and gets pulled down into the armbreaker over the ropes. Alberto gets in a few more kicks and the top rope double stomp retains at 12:48.
Result: Alberto El Patron b. Chris Adonis – Double stomp (12:48)
Drake and Adonis beat El Patron down with Lashley watching from the ramp. Moose runs in for the save to end the show.
Results
Low Ki b. Caleb Konley – Warrior’s Way
Davey Richards b. Vikus Kumar – Ankle lock
Lashley b. Moose – Spear
Rosemary b. Laurel Van Ness – Rollup
Alberto El Patron b. Chris Adonis – Double stomp
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