Date: March 17, 2020
Location: Sam’s Town Live, Las Vegas, Nevada
Commentators: Don Callis, Josh Matthews
We’re almost to the last taping cycle from this company for a good while. Last week’s show ended with the announcement that Tessa Blanchard would defend the World Title against both Michael Elgin and Eddie Edwards at Rebellion. That’s kind of a problem now as there is likely no Rebellion, meaning this could be a rather interesting show if they didn’t edit things. Let’s get to it.
The opening recap looks at the end of last week’s show, with Blanchard agreeing to the triple threat match.
Tag Team Titles: The North vs. TJP/Fallah Bahh
TJP and Bahh are challenging after winning some singles matches and a non-title match to set this up. The brawl is on before the referee can lower the titles, meaning the champions try to hit Bahh in the head for some reason. Alexander gets hit with Poetry In Motion and a belly to belly from Bahh. TJP gets caught in the wrong corner though and a knee drop sets up the chinlock.
The North go with the delayed vertical suplex and pass TJP back and forth, making me wonder if it was either them or Santana/Ortiz who did that first. TJP reverses into a rollup anyway though and sends the champs together. The double chickenwing gutbuster allows Bahh to get the tag and house is quickly cleaned. Everyone crashes out to the floor and we take a break. Back with TJP diving over for another hot tag to Bahh so everyone can be knocked down again.
Bahh no sells Alexander’s German suplex and hits a clothesline before going down as well. The double Neutralizer gives Alexander two but Bahh is back up with a double clothesline. TJP comes back in with the kneebar to Page and switches into the STF. The referee is with Alexander as Page taps so Bahh knocks Alexander to the floor and hits a suicide dive. Back in and TJP sends the champs into each other but the Detonation kick is countered into the toss spinebuster (dubbed the Northern Assault) to retain the titles at 19:04.
Result: The North b. TJP/Fallah Bahh – Northern Assault to TJP (19:04)
Video Team Edwards vs. Team Elgin at Lockdown, with a “Lockdown is Postponed” graphic. Eddie’s team included himself, Tommy Dreamer, Daga and Tessa Blanchard.
And now, Real Housewives of Slam Town. Taya Valkyrie and her dog are having drinks with her friends when Rosemary comes in. She is ordered to change out of her regular shirt and switches into more normal (for this crowd) looking attire. Drinking ensues and they go to the Alabama Slamtown club, where Rosemary sucks out one of Taya’s friend’s (Holly) soul. Holly is a little loopy after.
Josh and Callis talk about the recent Realityislost hacks and have guards at the production truck. They also hype up Lockdown.
Chris Bey vs. Damian Drake
This is Bey’s debut. Bey shoulders him down to start and runs the ropes a bit before taking out the leg. A running kick to the head sets up the running flip dive to the floor as it’s all Bey so far. Back in and Bey kicks him in the head, setting up a rolling neckbreaker. Drake hits a right hand, only to get sent into the middle buckle. A jumping knee to the head sets up the Beymasser (springboard Fameasser) finishes Drake at 3:51.
Result: Chris Bey b. Damian Drake – Beymasser (3:51)
Flashback Moment of the Week: Ken Shamrock wins the World Title on the first show.
Alisha Edwards gets a spot on Jordynne Grace’s Lethal Lockdown team and sings a song about it.
Tenille Dashwood video.
Chase Stevens is proud to be back for One Night Only when Moose interrupts and calls him Brett Michaels. Moose mocks him for never being a star so Chase calls him out for never winning a title here. A fight breaks out and Moose gets knocked down.
It’s time for the Gut Check finals and Shogun Jackson Stone wins.
Tessa Blanchard is ready to face anyone because she’s a different woman. She’ll face Elgin and Edwards at Rebellion because she’s a fighting champion.
Cancel Culture vs. Deaners
That would be Rob Van Dam and Joey Ryan in glasses and a turtleneck. Ryan introduces the team as three people with extraordinary gifts: Rob’s athleticism, Katie’s curves and Ryan’s…..it. Rob makes fun of the Deaners for drinking before the match because perish the thought of someone wrestling under the influence. Katie is in a big coat and Ryan’s turtleneck comes off to reveal a regular collared shirt.
Cody stomps Joey down in the corner to start until a jawbreaker gets him out of trouble. Van Dam comes in to kick Cody to the floor but won’t let the fans see Rolling Thunder. It’s back to Ryan to tease making Cody touch it but instead lets Cody go, meaning it’s off to Jake. Everything breaks down and Joey superkicks Jake down, setting up the Five Star for the pin at 4:28.
Result: Cancel Culture b. Deaners – Five Star Frog Splash to Jake (4:28)
Ken Shamrock has an announcement for tonight but won’t say what it is.
Willie Mack runs into Ace Austin, who talks about how much Mack has impressed him. Ace wants them to win the Tag Team Titles together but Mack says no because Rich Swann is his partner. He’ll go for some gold though because he’s in a #1 contenders match for the X-Division Title next week.
Kiera Hogan vs. Lacey Ryan
Kiera jumps her from behind to start and grabs a hurricanrana, only to get muscled over with a German suplex. A few shots to the back put Lacey down in the corner and a running basement dropkick gets two. The bodyscissors goes on until Lacey muscles her up and hits some clotheslines. A slingshot elbow sets up something like a belly to back GTS for no cover. Instead Kiera is back with a kick to the head and the fisherman’s neckbreaker finishes Ryan at 5:29.
Result: Kiera Hogan b. Lacey Ryan – Fisherman’s neckbreaker (5:29)
James Mitchell sends Su Yung a letter, ordering her to face Havok in the Undead Realm next week.
Michael Elgin picks Taya Valkyrie and the North for his Lethal Lockdown team.
Jake Crist vs. Daga
Jake shouts OVE a lot to start before they go into the battle over arm control. That’s broken up as Josh makes mention of Rebellion, which is not listed as canceled. Daga’s crucifix gets two and he kicks away, only to have Jake’s kicks miss. Jake heads outside and sweeps Daga’s leg to send him onto the apron. That means a suicide dive into a DDT to plant Daga and we take a break.
Back with Jake grabbing the reverse Rings of Saturn, sending Daga over to the ropes. A double clothesline puts both of them down and it’s Daga up first with the quick kicks. Daga suplexes him into a powerbomb for two but Jake kicks him in the face for the same. Jake catches a diving Daga in a cutter for two, only to have Daga kick him back. The double underhook gutbuster finishes Jake at 12:23.
Result: Daga b. Jake Crist – Double underhook gutbuster (12:23)
Security may have caught the Realityislost hacker but it’s really ordained minister Ryan Cage. He’s just looking for his brother.
TNA show video.
Here’s Ken Shamrock for his big announcement. Ken loves being here with all of the talented wrestlers and soaks in some WELCOME BACK chants. He doesn’t actually know what the announcement is, but Josh Matthews does: he’s going into the Hall of Fame. We get his career highlight video, complete with WWF footage…..and then the Realityislost video hits.
A man in black shows up in the ring and fireballs Shamrock before taking off his hood to reveal himself as Sami Callihan. Medics help Shamrock to end the show.
The North b. TJP/Fallah Bahh – Northern Assault to TJP
Chris Bey b. Damian Drake – Beymesser
Cancel Culture b. Deaners – Five Star Frog Splash to Jake
Kiera Hogan b. Lacey Ryan – Fisherman’s neckbreaker
Daga b. Jake Crist – Double underhook gutbuster
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