AEW Star Launched Into Orbit During Wednesday's Dynamite (It's A Long Evil Uno Story)

Well that’s….different. AEW has gone from non-existent to one of the biggest wrestling promotions in the world in less than four years. The company’s main television show, Dynamite, has been a major part of its rise as the show regularly features the top AEW names in a variety of matches. However, this week’s show was a bit different, and an AEW star had his own version of things.

This week’s edition of AEW Dynamite took place on Tuesday night instead of its usual Wednesday night time slot due to TBS’s coverage of the Major League Baseball playoffs. During the Wednesday time slot, AEW’s Evil Uno live tweeted his own version of Dynamite, which did not air and had nothing to do with anything that took place on the Tuesday version of the show. Here is what Uno said took place:

The show begins! We have a special commentary team of Excalibur, Daddy Magic, Bill Regal, one of The Boys (can’t tell which one) and of course, Evil Uno! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Here comes MJF! He’s got something to say and he’s going to tell you all about it over the next 19 minutes! Evil Uno is excited. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

What captivating content! Evil Uno thinks he even saw MJF cry 3 real human tears when talking about the time someone bullied him on a message board. Amazing! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Oh no! Before MJF could talk about the time he was pen pals with Billy Gunn, Brandon Cutler has interrupted! He’s mad about losing that first Dynamite match and has challenged MJF! Your opening match: BRANDON CUTLER vs. MJF #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Unsurprisingly, Cutler won with an airplane spin. The crowd is throwing quarters in the ring to show their appreciation! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

You heard it here first. Yes, Evil Uno makes Daddy Magic’s nipples hard! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Here’s FTR! They’re not satisfied with the 7 current championships they own and want the opportunity they believed they are owed.

Your next match: FTR vs. The Blondes for the W*ING World Tag Team Championships! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

FTR wins in quick fashion! Now that they are W*ING Champions, Dax proclaims they’ve just earned their 8th star! It’s the one typed in W*ING! 8 Star FTR! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

We go backstage with Nyla Rose! Before she takes a breath, she is rudely interrupted by Jade. Nyla admits she traded the TBD Championship for a bag of Ruffles’ All-Dressed Chips and she ain’t sharing! She sprints away. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Excalibur has just professed his love for Evil Uno and William Regal is FURIOUS. We have a lovers quarrel on commentary! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

We know you’ve been asking for it! Our third match of the night: SATNAM SINGH vs. SERPENTICO #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Satnam tossed Serpentico into orbit and since he has yet to return, he’s been counted out! Satnam wins! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Penelope Ford distracts Abadon with a severed leg (that a fan happily supplied) and wins with a roll-up. Jamie Hayter inexplicably showed up to take a Riho crossbody to the floor. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

There’s a bed in the ring. IT’S A LIVE SCISSORING CELEBRATION! Before Mark Sterling can touch finger taints with Tony Nese, Chris Jericho interrupts because you just can’t have a single Wednesday show without The Ocho! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Mark Sterling says he’s payed off the people in charge (Evil Uno swears it wasn’t him) and he’s getting an ROH Championship opportunity RIGHT NOW.

Match 5: “Smart” Mark Sterling vs. Chris Jericho! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

In what people are saying is Mark Sterling’s best match ever, Chris Jericho wins in 32 seconds. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

John Silver, Alex Reynolds and 10 are in the crowd and they’re holding signs that say “WHERE IS DARK ORDER”. No one acknowledges it. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

We know it’s only 9:07, but anything can happen on this explosive Wednesday show. It’s time for the main event!

MOX vs. Evil Uno for the World Championship #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

BCC has surrounded the ring to cheer on a very very bloody Moxley. Evil Uno is handing him a beating! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Wow! Moxley wins & is still your World Champion! Moxley can not be beat! Even in a made-up world, Evil Uno can’t win the big one.

The show closes out 45 minutes earlier than anticipated because there’s a sports game or something. #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Stick around after the sports game for a replay of The Meg! Good night everyone! #ItsExplosive

— EVIL UNO of DARK ORDER (@EvilUno) October 20, 2022

Opinion: This is the kind of fun that can make for a rather nice read. Uno seemed to have a good time with the joke and it was certainly good for multiple chuckles. Sometimes you need to just have a good time with a gag, even if it was cut off early for whatever reason. Uno got to show some personality here and I could go for hearing more of that in front of an AEW camera in the future.